it’s called a reality check. the last thing Amélie wants.

I’m here in Paris, writing a little blog, a couple of drinks in my belly, and not understanding the news that is playing on our television set. “Yeah, something bad is going on in the world. People are angry,” said Rachel. That’s a weird thing about being outside of the U.S. It’s hard to tell what is going on, especially if wifi is being ridiculous most of the time.

Let me go back a few days. I’m in Paris now, have been since Wednesday, with a small layover in Iceland. And by the way, flying into Iceland was kind of amazing. Not only because I could technically add it to my tiny list of countries I have visited, but because I felt like I was flying into a scene from the Lion King. The sunrise was an amazing combination of yellows, oranges, purples, and blues. All I needed was Rafiki, singing a little jam.

After we actually landed in Paris, we got in a cab, and made our way to our hotel, almost killing a few pedestrians along the way. Aside from the 9 a.m. construction going on in the room next to us, which caused me to wake up and freak out, thinking someone was trying to break into our room and torture us Hostel-style, the hotel has been alright. Did I mention we are right next to a Chinese restaurant?

Everything about Paris is super cool. From the way everyone dresses, and the awkward outside seating arrangements at almost every single cafe, to the police sirens. I swear I’ve felt like I was in the middle of a Bourne movie almost everyday. Even the giant, glowing “Pu$$y’s” sign was a nice welcoming gesture. Okay, maybe not nice. To be honest, it might have been more welcoming due to the fact that I was running on about an hour of sleep. We instantly made our way to Café des Deux Moulins, aka the cafe enormously featured in one of my favorite films of all time, Amelie, where I had a glass of rose wine, which I can safely assume was the first glasses of wine of many. Did I mention there was a cute bartender at this cafe?

Also, not even kidding you, you get a baguette with every single meal. Cheese, chocolate, lattes, wine, and baguette all the time? And if you order something like onion soup, and are surprised to see no baguette with it…  Oh don’t worry, the baguette is INSIDE your soup. Did I mention I love bread?

Here are a few photos of random things I’ve seen. Most of them are pretty self-explanatory. I’d upload more, but like I mentioned, ridiculous wifi. Tomorrow, we’re headed to Barcelona so I can celebrate turning 29 Barcelonian style! is that even a word?

lazy sunday playlist.

I’m hopefully getting outside in a bit. It’s taking me longer than most days to get up and going due to some vodka sodas I had last night, but until then, this is the playlist I’m listening to.

Poison & Wine : The Civil Wars
Ragged Wood : Fleet Foxes
Just Breathe : Pearl Jam
Tonight (Best You Ever Had) : John Legend
Skinny Love : Bon Iver
Colours : Hot Chip
I am a Man of Constant Sorrow : The Soggy Bottom Boys
Lisztomania : Phoenix
Home : Edwarde Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros
The Story I Heard : Blind Pilot

does this count as putting a bird on it?

I took this photo from my apartment building’s rooftop garden a couple days ago. And yes, that’s an Angry Bird, just hanging out on the Space Needle, waiting to be slingshot into space. Set up as a marketing tool to promote their new game, Angry Birds Space, this giant inflatable bird was attached to Seattle’s iconic landmark, while the word spread that it would be launched into space. But it won’t be. And now it’s just sort of… dangling there. Seattle’s weird, man. And I love it.

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everybody’s watching, to see the fallout.

Like a million other people, I will be watching Hunger Games tomorrow. I’ve been waiting for this day for such a long time it seems, and I’m hoping it won’t turn into another Twilight experience for me. But that’s a whole other post for another day. This post is about music!

One of my coworkers wasn’t really excited about seeing it. She had read the first book, and just thought it was okay. But her opinion totally changed when I started playing the Taylor Swift song from the soundtrack, Eyes Open. Actually her exact words were “Okay, this song got me so pumped for this movie now!” Which got me thinking, there are a lot of films I see because of the music they play in the trailer. I mean, I won’t base my entire reasoning for seeing a film because of the trailer music, but a lot of times the song makes or breaks it for me.

Play Snow Patrol in a trailer, and most likely I will watch it. Well, maybe not in the theaters (Dear John), but I will eventually netflix or Lifetime channel it. Chocolate, Chasing Cars, Set The Fire To The Third Bar, Run, Open Your Eyes (Joseph Gordon Levitt wasn’t the only reason why I saw Stop Loss).  That band is pretty much the king of trailer music. That would make the Fray kings of tv show music. And moving to another genre, putting Eminem’s Won’t Back Down in the trailer for Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol, and Kanye West and Jay Z’s No Church in the Wild was genius. Borrowing from my friend, those songs totally pumped me up for both of those movies.

But on the flip side, when I hear Smashmouth’s All Star in a trailer, it makes me want to throw up. Okay, I don’t hate it that much. But it probably just brought down my want to see that movie about 98.9%. (I don’t like saying 99% anymore.)

So what artists or songs do you love and hate in trailers you’ve seen?

lets go to the mall everybody!

I’ve bought some awesome things recently, so I thought I would show off a little. And this also gives me a reason to post an awesome music video at the end of this post. Feel free to scroll on past all the pictures and words to get to the good stuff.

Rachel and I had brunch in Ballard a couple of weeks ago to take advantage of Dine Around Seattle, and after eating three courses of bread dishes, we ended up browsing the cute little stores and art galleries in town. We stopped at Horseshoe, where I got this awesome Hawaii necklace.

If you’re not in Seattle, you can also order these necklaces online here from Kris Nations Jewelry. They have one for all 50 states, in gold and silver.

We also stopped at Venue, a cool mix of studio/shop/boutique. I’ve been looking for a set of letterpress cards, and I finally found a set I liked here, featuring wine of course. I also had to get this random unicorn card, because who the heck would’ve love to receive a unicorn and cupcake card?!

I also picked up this print of an owl by Kate Endle, who’s website is very cute by the way.

I don’t live in Portland, but I can still buy things with birds on them.

And here’s my full wall, just because it might be my favorite part of my apartment.

Actually, this might be.

Thanks for hanging in there with me, and as promised, awesome video time.

i live, i love, i slay, and i am content.

I watched Conan the Barbarian this weekend. The 2011 version. Having never seen the 1982 version, I didn’t really have any expectations. Actually, that’s a lie. My expectations after reading a couple of reviews were low. Very low.

Being a fan of Rose McGowan, I didn’t enjoy seeing her half-bald head throughout the entire movie, especially when running her steel fingernails along the wall. Channeling Freddy Krueger much? I understand she was playing a witch, but come on. Witches can be pretty. I mean look at Charmed! (See what I did there? She played a witch in Charmed.) *Spoiler Alert* And when witch Rose McGowan was about to be thrown off the cliff by Tamara, who was played by Rachel Nichols, Tamara’s line was “Die.” Really? Was that the best the writers could come up with? Leave the funny ‘you’re about to die’ quips to Buffy. And I don’t even want to get started on the casting of Ms. Nichols. I’ll just say that she is horrible and the only episodes of Criminal Minds that I’ve purposely missed are the ones that she was in. Also, I’m sorry, but Ron Perlman would never have a son as handsome as Jason Momoa. Never. It’s physically impossible.

So, I’ll admit, I watched it because of Jason Momoa. Who wouldn’t want to look at this man for two hours?

Speaking of the always-handsome Jason Momoa, 13 days until Game of Thrones is back on! I think 13 days. I’m horrible at counting. April 1st. So excited! Here’s to hoping Jason Momoa gets to at least make an appearance in a flashback.

And if not, there are always some great videos of him at Comic Con.

… you would be my harmony.

Here’s a playlist as random as the weather in Seattle has been.

In Pieces : Mae
Keep It Loose, Keep It Right : Amos Lee
Jeremy : Pearl Jam
The Skin of My Yellow Country Teeth : Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
Ordinary People : John Legend
Sleepyhead : Passion Pit
White Blank Page : Mumford & Sons
Lost Without U : Robin Thicke
Ni**as in Paradise : Jay Z & Kanye West

Click here to listen.